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  <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:28:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1225916&quot;&gt;View Poll: landmarks and mortality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:59:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Canadian bacon + provalone + romaine + sandwich-sliced dill pickles + deli-style peppercinis + mayo + brown spicy mustard + extra sour rye = mmmmmmmmm good healthy lunch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:39:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>for spooktress, stolen from ass_</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://tlmathews.com/veganzombie.jpg&quot;&gt; Vegan Zombies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:09:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>stolen from dimethirwen</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:30:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Flashback &apos;91 -- Keanu tries to be Dean in a Paula Abdul Video</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;111&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:47:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just completed a short story for the first time in I don&apos;t know how long. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 05:15:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>smilin_jack</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://mojo-iv.livejournal.com/98518.html?thread=281046#t281046&quot;&gt; Kind words from a kind woman.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:55:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Flashback 2003 -- Blind Hubris Revisited</title>
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  <description>&lt;b&gt;I am Dan Latta.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The ONE. The ONLY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I live a CHARMED LIFE. God and Fate smile on me,&lt;b&gt; and I do not deserve it.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However far I fall, I climb back up, &lt;b&gt;whether I want to or not.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I survive, despite all adversity, &lt;b&gt;even when its self inflicted.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter my sin, absolution waits for me around the next corner, &lt;b&gt; or perhaps in a plastic baggy&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Where others fail, I prevail, &lt;b&gt;in spite of myself&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shit gold; I sneeze diamonds; &lt;b&gt;I ravage whole ecosystems.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When this World &lt;b&gt;has&lt;/b&gt; turned to ash; when the People on it are broken and rent, their bodies piled high, their blood running in rivers, backing up in the storm drains, I, alone, will be left to alive to notice you&apos;ve all gone, and to wonder why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I do not deserve this&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;It&apos;s just my lot in life. I don&apos;t feel the least bit bad about it.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4 (&lt;a href=&quot;http://mojo-iv.livejournal.com/82735.html&quot;&gt; original &lt;/a&gt;, written the last day I ever saw my grandfather alive, shortly after Danielle broke up with me the second time) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Addendum: Today is 5 years since my grandfather, Stanley Williams, passed away from advanced colon cancer. He would have been 87.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:03:23 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>No, you weren&apos;t hallucinating...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/e/ee/Man_in_a_skant.jpg&quot;&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...there were men wearing dresses on Star Trek: The Next Generation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:23:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Obama &apos;08</title>
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  <description>Obama is advocating things we lefties don&apos;t like, and our side isn&apos;t the least bit shy about letting him know it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Progress. Its what&apos;s for dinner, folks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:17:28 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I can write, or I can hate. I cannot do both. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>...like you used to do</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;110&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I really don&apos;t know what to do. None of the advice is acceptable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:13:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:36:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Voice Post</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:18:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Harvey Corman had his final revenge on me last night. I won&apos;t go into details, but, safe it to say, its *ON* now, muthafucker! I know people, man... people who can have shit done to you in the afterlife... :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:45:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:13:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>George Carlin on White People</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;107&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This man is why I&apos;m a liberal.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:57:45 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>This one goes out to &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser&apos; lj:user=&apos;tellura&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://tellura.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://tellura.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;tellura&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;... once upon a time, the Chianna to my John Crichton. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;106&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:56:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>emoslug</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;105&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;two months&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:43:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Don&apos;t be baggin&apos; on my Nirvana -- Kurt Cobain saved the world from another *3* Guns&apos;n&apos;Roses albums...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...and, no, just because Velvet Revolver is a good band does NOT make the prospect of an extra decade of Axl Rose pop rock hits any better!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:10:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>seven dirty words you can&apos;t say in heaven</title>
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  <description>Goodbye, Mr. Carlin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:15:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>they apparently have youtube in canada</title>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:17:26 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:50:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Fresno = Hell</title>
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  <description>Its a 108 degrees here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;d be dead if it weren&apos;t for this frozen water bottle &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser&apos; lj:user=&apos;liatarded&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://liatarded.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://liatarded.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;liatarded&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; threw at me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;--m4</description>
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