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Apr. 27th, 2008

  • 3:48 PM
kermit
Poll #1178701 Allucertations and Hyperbostasis
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Has he lost his mind? Can he see? Or is he blind?

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Just the first one.
2 (16.7%)

Just the second one.
0 (0.0%)

THIRD ONE, DAMMIT!
0 (0.0%)

The first and third.
0 (0.0%)

At least two thirds of the second one and a smidge of #3
3 (25.0%)

All of the Above
4 (33.3%)

Oodles of Noodles
5 (41.7%)

I could be watching Jericho right now
3 (25.0%)

How did that last question make your dog feel?

Which of the following is NOT a dolpin?

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Flipper
0 (0.0%)

Portugeuse Phil
2 (16.7%)

Flipper II
0 (0.0%)

Pele the Barking Porpoise
3 (25.0%)

There's no such thing as a "dolpin" -- you must mean "dolphin". Hang your head in shame.
7 (58.3%)

Squeeze the Charmin

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Are you asking me or telling me?
2 (16.7%)

Do I have to choose now?
0 (0.0%)

Will this be on the final?
3 (25.0%)

How many fingers am I holding up?
4 (33.3%)

No
3 (25.0%)

How would you rate your robot Elvis?

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Mean: 4.50 Median: 3 Std. Dev 2.72
1 2 (16.7%)
2 0 (0.0%)
3 5 (41.7%)
4 0 (0.0%)
5 0 (0.0%)
6 2 (16.7%)
7 1 (8.3%)
8 1 (8.3%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 1 (8.3%)

Check all that apply.

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Visa
4 (30.8%)

Jugs of Hair
4 (30.8%)

Metacity
5 (38.5%)

The rebirth of colonialism
6 (46.2%)

Nudity
10 (76.9%)

Norfolk, British Columbia
2 (15.4%)

A Phalanx
6 (46.2%)

The breakdown of sugars
4 (30.8%)

Mercantilism
5 (38.5%)

The pursuit of the blue tusked walrus
8 (61.5%)

Test your might.

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Hot Stuff
4 (33.3%)

Truly Loveable
2 (16.7%)

Pretty Spicy
3 (25.0%)

Mostly Harmless
2 (16.7%)

Cold Fish
1 (8.3%)

Comments

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[info]singingnymph wrote:
Apr. 27th, 2008 11:39 pm (UTC)
Portugeuse Phil is not a Dolpin, because it too is spelled incorrectly.
[info]singingnymph wrote:
Apr. 27th, 2008 11:40 pm (UTC)
[info]sneakingyoda wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)


Is your poll mocking my poll?
YES! DUH!
Yes! .... Duuuuh!!
Button!

[info]sneakingyoda wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
I can not express how sad I am that the poll code doesn't work for comments.

...

It completely ruined my joke.
[info]mojo_iv wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
Mocking your poll, I wasn't. Mocking polls in general, I was.

--m4
[info]sneakingyoda wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 12:10 pm (UTC)
*bows to your wisdom*
[info]adria_rhiannon wrote:
Apr. 28th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
Well, there went 30 seconds of my precious time... *waves* And I'm still sitting here on the computer. Maybe my time isn't that precious after all.
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