Oh thank god I've gotten through! I have to warn you all or something terrible's going to happen! Due to the miracle of the Livejournal Temporal Distortion Wave(sorry Brad), I was able to post this message from 11 8 7 years in your future!

I can't say too much, but take heed my warning:

Whatever you do, do NOT GET LASER VISION CORRECTION SURGERY!
Also, stop buying deodorant.
And make sure you have at least 100 galons of cockroach poison stockpiled before June of 2007.

Thank you for your time.

--m4

Thank you to everyone to left me kind birthday wishes yesterday.

--m4

New Icon.

--m4

This may well be the first time I've felt at peace in the last 8 years.

--m4

Its all good.

--m4

"Texas -- Its like California, but for Republicans!"
--Some guy on WoW just now

--m4

I got up this morning looking forward to having a beautiful day topped off by a trip to a polling place to cast my vote for Obama and against a number of nasty state props. Got on the election website to find my polling place, only to discover...


...I'm in a mail-in district. Dammit. Oh well. Picked up a ballot at work and dropped it in a government mail slot.

--m4

A little tune to carry you through the day:





Everything's gonna be all right.

--m4

...don't eat three bowls of Cheerios before bed.

--m4

I'm really not a big Halloween person.

--m4

Poll #1288245 Satan
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Why do you love the Devil?

Can someone please explain to me why so many people have a problem with national ID cards? Seriously, if the government really is some kind of Evil Conspiracy Bent on World Domination, how is not having an ID card going to protect you from that?

--m4

What do you want for free? Rubber biscuit?

--m4

My fellow Californians,



If you vote YES on Prop 8, you are saying that you don't give a damn about the principles this country was founded on. Period. Point Blank. We split from England (remember them?) because they taxed us but did not give us a say in the way we are governed, and because of that we created a system under which everyone would be fairly represented. We've been fine tuning it for over 200 years as the truth behind that initial mandate became clearer to us. Last year, the California State Supreme Court fixed an oversight which denied 10% of our population the right to live as they so choose when they were not hurting anyone -- the letter of the law did not reflect the spirit of the law. If you vote to add an amendment to our state constitution denying their pursuit of individual happiness -- denying them the right to hold their lover's hand as that person lays dying for fuck's sake! -- you are telling that 10% that their tax dollars don't count for anything. YOU ARE DENYING THEM THEIR CITIZENSHIP...THEIR GOD DAMNED BIRTHRIGHT. You are telling them that they are *NOT* Americans. You might as well take a giant dump on George Washington's grave. If you can live with that, fine, but don't ever have the gall to refer to yourself as some kind of patriot, because your actions put you squarely in the camp of King George III.

--m4

Pan Flute bands? Seriously?

--m4

Californication = Good.


Heroes = Still Unwatchable.



I guess I've forgotten how to fly, but at least they haven't taken my marbles away.

--m4

Part 3466 of an ongoing series.



America - You Can Do Magic

Val Kilmer.

--m4

So yeah... apparently Congress decided to cut us all more stimulus checks...


...a side effect of which is that I'M GOING BACK TO WORK AT THE IRS TOMORROW. WOOHOO!!!

--m4

Apparently my relationship with Danielle has rendered me attractive to the disabled.

--m4

Y'know, despite the bad animation and the corny characterization, the first two episodes of the old X-Men cartoon had pretty good scripts. The dialogue always cracks me up.

--m4

Slate tries to explain why everyone's saying "FAIL" lately...


...and, as usual, gets it wrong. The "fail" meme dates back at least to 1980s RPG culture and probably farther back than that, although the paleo-nerds of the 70s probably didn't have strong enough senses of humor to have been tossing that one around. My gaming crowd was using it back in 1992. Its probably an offshoot of D&D geeks using quips like "no saving throw, dude!" in real life.

--m4

Once upon a time, very kind woman (femme_roses) took me into her home because I didn't want to keep living with a guy who eventually ended up pulling a 12 year sentence for statutory rape. While I was with her, I pilfered this paring knife and used it to clean my pipes:
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This is what mah life is reduced to! Carving kittehs out of soap in my studio apartment!!! OMG Ah'm gonna go be emo now in my bathtub...

--m4

Officials: FBI investigates ACORN for voter fraud

(from news.Yahoo.com)



By LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press Writer 36 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - The FBI is investigating whether the community activist group ACORN helped foster voter registration fraud around the nation before the presidential election. A senior law enforcement official confirmed the investigation to The Associated Press on Thursday.

A second senior law enforcement official says the FBI was looking at results of recent raids on ACORN offices in several states for any evidence of a coordinated national scam.
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I worked briefly for an outfit like this during the 2004 primary election -- they "hire" hordes of unemployables and starving college students to sit in front of big chain stores getting petitions signed, taking polls, and registering people to vote, and they GET PAID BY VOLUME. No hourly wage.


Gee... I'm shocked that some of them cheated to get more money, aren't you?

But, clearly, this is proof that Obama is the Anti-Christ. [irony]WOMAN! Get me mah lynchin' boots and a clean wife-beater! [/irony]

--m4

Your friends, mojo_iv, made for an interesting party:

2stars4arms dressed as Mary Queen of Scots ... without her head. Most convincing.
acpizza dressed as John F. Kennedy.
adria_rhiannon dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Lumpy Cootiehiney".
ambyence dressed as Marie Antoinette going to her death.
antitheftmilk dressed as the resurrected dead -- complete with the most convincing coffin.
ass_ dressed as your grandmother.
auntiesiannan dressed as a ferret.
aurenfaie dressed as a perfect furniture.
badgerphone dressed as a walking Guillotine.
bigmeaniejerk gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a lace mummy.
bloodredrosev dressed as a death.
bowtomecha dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.
bronhoffer forgot to put on clothes!
bugfish dressed as a Level 9 wizard.
bullandterrier dressed as a diplomat from Australia.
captaincorey dressed as Pavlova the ballerina -- dancing on point too.
cerulgalactus dressed as Mr. Spock from "Star Trek".
chuckdarwin gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a psychiatrist.
crasch dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
darksoul dressed as George W. Bush.
definatalie dressed as Sophie Marceau.
degeneratemite dressed as a character from "The Wild Bunch".
dimethirwen dressed as the love child of Sir Ian McKellen and Kirsten Dunst.
dmlaenker dressed as Rainier Wolfcastle.
dougals dressed as the Governor of Connecticut.
drownedinink dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Average Conjurer.
earthlingmike gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a JEKI Ambulance ChasersInc. employee.
electrosoundwav dressed as Prince.
evilbeard forgot to put on clothes!
femme_roses dressed as Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
finding_rowan dressed as a 1960's hippie child.
fleshhead dressed as Ted Williams.
ghost_ dressed as Gilderoy Lockhart.
green_tales dressed as something electric, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
grocible dressed as a very fake witch-doctor complete with a collection of shrunken skulls.
gynocide dressed as Dark Phoenix.
hyksos dressed as Scooter Libby.
iamspirit dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Kim.
ideaspace dressed as Jack the Ripper in a time machine, complete with gory knives.
ifni dressed as a specimen.
jmhm dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 24 personalities did.
johnnyboysriot dressed as Adam-the-first-man but the fig-leaf was far too big.
justinsane dressed as a pirate.
kharmii dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
la_veuve_chibi dressed as a new superhero: Cobalt -lock, and it suited them all too well.
legomymalfoy dressed as Courtney Love, though it looked more like a character from Harry Potter and the Dragon's Harp.
lexinexus dressed as Millard Fillmore.
liatarded dressed as Britney Spears riding a elk.
lordrexfear dressed as the Viscount of North Bend.
luckycee forgot to put on clothes!
mcsnee dressed as Sigfried in need of testosterone.
mikester didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
ministry_victim dressed as one of the Desperate Housewives riding a badger.
misswrite dressed as a buffalo.
mistressxenobia dressed as the resurrected dead -- complete with the most convincing coffin.
mlfoley dressed as the Cardinal of Chugwater.
mojo_iv dressed as Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.
najacheese dressed as the Duke of Gilmetalon.
nancymccoydfw dressed as the Vicomte des Boules-Velues.
nexusogoo dressed as a walking Guillotine.
nidrian dressed as a character from "Spider-Man 2".
papakat23 dressed as your cousin.
philoticjane dressed as Counselor Troi from "Star Trek".
plug_in_tomato dressed as a assistant.
porousmountain dressed as a character from a Silent Hill game.
punchbear dressed as Mde. Lachienne Foutue d'Enfer -- you don't wanna know, and it suited them all too well.
quietpassion dressed as a rat.
real_live_troll dressed as Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.
rebellibrarian didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
rhedkrow dressed as Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.
rpeate dressed as Jennifer Lopez's uncle.
singingnymph dressed as John F. Kennedy.
skurkey dressed as a devil.
skywalkerchick dressed as Arnold Schwarzenegger - tarred and feathered.
smilin_jack dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Phantom Ambassador.
sneakingyoda dressed as a character from a Super Mario game.
spooktress dressed as Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
springsign dressed as Elizabeth Regina on steroids and roller skates.
sstormwatch dressed as a second baseman for the Giants.
st_ranger dressed as Bono.
stanleylieber dressed as Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.
striogi didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
tellura dressed as a RUS BrothersInc. employee, though it looked more like Julia Roberts.
the_lance dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.
theashifaction dressed as Ivan the Terrible of Russia.
tomthedog dressed as Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.
tragicallyjulia dressed as Optimus Prime.
ttingle gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as the love child of Woody Harrelson and Anna Kournikova.
typsie dressed as Helga the wisewoman, although the live snake was a mistake.
victory_goddess dressed as a skeleton.
vireoibis dressed as a part-time trade show booth bunny.
weishaupt dressed as Camilla Parker-Bowles when she becomes Queen, though it looked more like Josephine Baker but the banana "skirt" didn't survive the night.
winterlady dressed as a halfback for the Ravens.
your_empathy dressed as the Magic Power Ranger, and it suited them all too well.
zombified dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
zuma dressed as a bottle of Kystil.

Dear Blizzard,


Thank you very much for making every character that's not a Paladin completely irrelevant. I will remember you fondly as a play Warhammer Online.

--m4

Any Republicans or McCain supporters reading this need to stop for a second and ask yourselves why your candidate is purposefully trying to lose the election.

--m4

Thanks to whoever sent me this.

--m4

omg interspecies lolcat erotica!"

--m4

If you are on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you.

I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other.
Short and sweet is fine... you're on my list, so I want to know you better!

Comment here and repost a blank one on your own journal.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) Favorite band to listen to when you're mad?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favorite and least favorite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Ren and Stimpy.

--m4

...I feel happy... I feel happy....

--m4

I'd just like to be on record as having said that I hope Oliver Stone's new movie, "W", blows up at the box office and wins several Academy Awards...


...if only to serve as a slap in the face to a certain highly pretentious comic blogger.

--m4

This was just too damn good to not pass on... thanks definatalie

When you see this, post in your own journal with your favorite quote from The Princess Bride. Preferably not "As you wish" or the Inigo Montoya speech.

"...never get involved in a land war in Asia..."

--m4

In case any of you need reminding of how awful the 80s were...


...here's an episode of the Mr. T cartoon:


Watch Mister T - 23 - Mystery of The Stranger in Animation  |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

NSFW

Dennis Hopper vs. Christopher Walken in True Romance