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I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away.

5/12/08 05:03 pm

5/11/08 01:30 pm - Out of Control with Dave Coulier

5/10/08 03:24 pm - comic book musings on a lazy saturday

Non-Geek: "So what are the X-Men all about?"

Geek: "Oh, they're a metaphor for racial persecution and the struggle against prejudice. They fight for truth and justice despite the fact that the world at large hates and fears them for being different. The comic seeks to instill its readers with tolerance and respect towards those of other races, creeds, religions, and sexual identities."

Non-Geek: "That sounds cool. Who's their arch-enemy?"

Geek: "Oh, an evil Jew who wants to take over the world."

--m4

5/10/08 11:58 am

My friends Bear, CD, and Oliver played Trivial Pursuit with me last night, despite knowing that I'd know almost every answer to every question.

Its good to have friends. Thanks, guys.

--m4

5/9/08 05:24 pm - Note from an IRS Form Monkey

Please do not complain to me that you haven't gotten your stimulus check -- I haven't got mine, either.

--m4

5/6/08 09:58 pm - Today's Primaries

Won by 14% in North Carolina.
Too Close to Call in Indiana.


You know who the real bad guy in all of this is? The cable new networks. Seriously. If nothing else good comes out of this election year, I hope the power of CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC is CRUSHED UNDER THE BOOT of the elected president's victory. And, of course, by the "elected president", I mean...


... BARACK OBAMA.


*grin* Sorry, but I was getting a little depressed there for awhile, but I'm all better now.

5/4/08 09:54 am - last post about my break-up

This one goes out to Danielle:







--m4

4/28/08 06:52 pm

mmmmmm... bread pudding...

--m4

4/28/08 05:51 pm

Sent my mom some flowers for M-Day:



--m4

4/27/08 03:49 pm

4/27/08 03:48 pm

Poll #1178701 Allucertations and Hyperbostasis
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Has he lost his mind? Can he see? Or is he blind?

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Just the first one.
2 (16.7%)

Just the second one.
0 (0.0%)

THIRD ONE, DAMMIT!
0 (0.0%)

The first and third.
0 (0.0%)

At least two thirds of the second one and a smidge of #3
3 (25.0%)

All of the Above
4 (33.3%)

Oodles of Noodles
5 (41.7%)

I could be watching Jericho right now
3 (25.0%)

How did that last question make your dog feel?

Which of the following is NOT a dolpin?

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Flipper
0 (0.0%)

Portugeuse Phil
2 (16.7%)

Flipper II
0 (0.0%)

Pele the Barking Porpoise
3 (25.0%)

There's no such thing as a "dolpin" -- you must mean "dolphin". Hang your head in shame.
7 (58.3%)

Squeeze the Charmin

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Are you asking me or telling me?
2 (16.7%)

Do I have to choose now?
0 (0.0%)

Will this be on the final?
3 (25.0%)

How many fingers am I holding up?
4 (33.3%)

No
3 (25.0%)

How would you rate your robot Elvis?

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Mean: 4.50 Median: 3 Std. Dev 2.72
1 2 (16.7%)
2 0 (0.0%)
3 5 (41.7%)
4 0 (0.0%)
5 0 (0.0%)
6 2 (16.7%)
7 1 (8.3%)
8 1 (8.3%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 1 (8.3%)

Check all that apply.

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Visa
4 (30.8%)

Jugs of Hair
4 (30.8%)

Metacity
5 (38.5%)

The rebirth of colonialism
6 (46.2%)

Nudity
10 (76.9%)

Norfolk, British Columbia
2 (15.4%)

A Phalanx
6 (46.2%)

The breakdown of sugars
4 (30.8%)

Mercantilism
5 (38.5%)

The pursuit of the blue tusked walrus
8 (61.5%)

Test your might.

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Hot Stuff
4 (33.3%)

Truly Loveable
2 (16.7%)

Pretty Spicy
3 (25.0%)

Mostly Harmless
2 (16.7%)

Cold Fish
1 (8.3%)

4/27/08 03:33 pm - paranoid?!!

EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME!!!!

--m4

4/23/08 08:34 pm - ganked from [info]gynocide


My Personality
Neuroticism
99
Extraversion
2
Openness to Experience
60
Agreeableness
49
Conscientiousness
1
You feel enraged when things do not go your way. You are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter if you think you are being cheated, however you tend to lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. People generally perceive you as distant and reserved, and you do not usually reach out to others. Familiar routines are good, but sometimes you like to spice up your life with a bit of adventure or activity. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up, however you generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. Mostly you work towards achieving your best, although in some areas you are content just to get the job done.

Take a Personality Test now or view the full Personality Report.

The best UGG Boots.

4/23/08 04:49 pm



Yeah, I know she turned 18 a week or two ago, but I still though this was great...

--m4

4/23/08 04:49 am

Well, at least it wasn't yet another post about Guitar Hero...

--m4

4/22/08 07:59 pm - Obama '08

Why is it that I'm constantly criticized for being cynical, and yet, whenever I believe in something, I'm called an idiot?

--m4

4/18/08 04:24 pm

Do you know how tempted I am to just go down to the Greyhound station, get on a bus, and go someplace completely random?

--m4

4/16/08 03:42 pm - wherein I become a postmodern Paul Harvey and liveblog the pope

There is a German man who's developed a slight Italian accent attempting to speak English on my television right now. I actually quite like the German accent -- it puts me in mind of young metalheads with sledgehammers bringing down the Berlin wall. Most people seem to think German women are ugly, but the woman from Run Lola Run was like an anorexic version of my dream woman. I don't recall John Paul ever speaking English... did I miss something? He just said something along the lines of "mankind thirsts for Christ's blood" -- I can't have heard that right. It was followed by a reference to wells of blood -- seriously, Catholicism needs to lighten up. He comes off as pretty blase about the whole idea of millions of people drinking from a giant fountain of blood. Must be the language barrier. I'm trying to rebuild my bookmarks while I do this because I lost my backup hard drive a couple days ago and I'm still picking up the pieces. 8 years of pictures, gone, except for the stuff I've put up online and a 4 year old backup disk. Now he's saying that Catholics should vote how their diocese tell them to. Damn, now they've cut to Hardball -- god I hate Chris Matthews. Guess its time for WoW.

--m4

4/15/08 03:26 pm

April 15th. Blah.

--m4

4/10/08 10:57 pm

As of July I will have been an LJer longer than I was a BBSer.

--m4

4/8/08 05:48 am - telegram

Bought new computer last night(STOP)
Its a Toshiba(STOP)
Decided to go the Mark Pilgrim route to cut costs(STOP)
Going car shopping today(STOP)
So long Apple, and thanks for the top quality customer support(STOP)

--m4

4/5/08 10:32 pm

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY SPECTER OF DEATH!!!



I wonder how difficult it was to pry that rifle from his cold, dead hands?


All joking aside, I enjoyed the Heston's films. Its too bad he stopped making them and started waving guns around.


--m4

4/5/08 06:07 pm

1980s Australian new-wave television pre-fab pop trash:



Life can be Sweet and Sour. But I am in control. Dammit!

--m4

4/2/08 07:28 pm - Writer's Block: Where in the World...

If you were independently wealthy, where in the world would you live and how would you spend your time?


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I wouldn't want to live anywhere -- I'd just keep travelling. I'd probably keep a post office box open in North Fork, though.

4/2/08 05:32 am

Blah. I need to move away from Fresno. There's too many bad memories here.

--m4

3/29/08 09:03 am - Hackers attack epilepsy forum with seizure causing jpegs

HaXors r jus smrt kidz explorin, yo! Why you gotta hate on curiosity, big corporate fascists!

Jesus, those fuckers should be locked up for that shit... oh, yeah, I know, I know... I wanna lockup someone for posting jpegs!!! 1984!! ORWELL ORWELL!!! No, Mr. Revolutionary, I want to lock up someone for assaulting a bunch of disabled people. This act was the same as kicking a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs.


--m4

3/28/08 05:48 am

Hey, [info]spooktress -- they're interviewing the Smog City Roller Girls on KSEE right now.

--m4
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